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RYAN: CORKY ROMANO:

ok, i went to see corky romano because this one chick paid me like 5 bucks plus 5 bucks to get in to the movie! Boy did i rip her off. Any way the beginning of the movie was funny. It wasn't very entertaining to me untill the hot chick came on. Then all of a sudden for some reason i felt like taking a cold shower but the chick that paid me to go told me not to leave the theater untill the movie was over so i had to wait. There was explosions too which were cool. There were no boobs or ufos though so i'm pissed off. Then the hot chick was in a nurse's costume then my pants started to feel a little tight so i took them off and threw them on the people in front of me. Then they started to yell at me which hurt my feelings so i told them to shut up because i was actually trying to watch the movie. After awhile i got board again so i put the empty popcorn bucket on my head. Then i watched the end of the movie. It scared me because this one dude and some other guy were looking at eachother like they had a boner for the other one. It's was gross. so all in all i give this movie 4 out of 5 beers, i would have given it 5 but i was pissed because there was no boobs or ufos, and these guys kept looking at each other. I'm gonna go buy beer now with the rest of that money. BOBBY: ZOOLANDER: COMING SOON PAIGE: OUT COLD: so i've been paid like 10 bucks to go see this movie. anyway it cost me 5 bucks to get in and i used the rest to buy popcorn and a coke. I got them large which is cool because you get free re-fills, which i have to wait for because the chick told me not to get up during the movie. Any way I sat down in the like front. The begining was funny because a dude got injured on his snow board. Any way the first chick in the movie was kind of hot but then this other hotter chick that was blond and had big boobs came on. Then this one guy kept passing out because he can't handle liquor. Then he was in the hot tub with the hot blond chick and she took off her top. You didn't get to see her boobs, that sucks. Anyway then he got his dick jammed in the hot tub drain. Dude that's gotta fucking suck yo! It's funny because it didn't happen to me! any way i give this movie 3 out of 5 beers. It lost a lot of points because you never got to see the hot chicks boobs. She should shut up though. She's like from russia so she talks funny. She gave me a boner though.